Computer-loving Cattle Herder Pillows

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"He's a quick learner."

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

Well...That's what happens when you text and graze!

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

This one needs re-booting!

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Modern Shepherding

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

Cowboy to round up cows on the moon.

"Hey, you! We'll give you 20 bucks for that selfie."

'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

Remote control sheepdog

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

Milk Machine