Computer Job Prints

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Out and In.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Mac OS 20

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

The First Martian Dog.

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Tossing computer into canyon.

'Is this the new input device?'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Where was I?

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

If Disney was a software company

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'New Game'

Fixing the Computer.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'