Computer History Buff T-Shirts

"...My name's Claire and I use Windows 2000."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"My computer keeps locking up. I thought 1990 was a good year to buy a computer!"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Old Phones Lasagne

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

How to create a password you can remember...

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

Computer Address Book.

"This thing isn't working."

Phone Call

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

"It's my latest invention - I call it 'Fire point two oh'!"

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"...Coulda been huge, man."

'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

'Turkey dot com.'

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"