Computer Guru Mugs

Computer whisperer.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'Hello, tech support? I suppose you could say I'm having trouble with some of my software!'

'Your research, Adams, should focus on making the products smaller and the prices bigger.'

'Terminally square, Daddio!'

'Repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

"Sorry to get you out of school this early, son, but I need your help with this computer."

'Her memory's going - can I get it put right on the National Health?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Geek Intuition

'Do you think you can hack into the Inland Revenue computer and delete an audit?'

"I've installed a new internal hard drive. Damn machine's still not working!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

If nobody had invented graphics

Robots In The Boardroom

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The Modern Novel.

Geek fairies

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'