Computer Glitch Whisperer Mugs

"Tech-support is suing you for emotional distress. Just how often do you call them?"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Computer Expert

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Fixing the Computer.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Computer help.

Entomology Reference

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

2Recalculating..."

WWW.World.com

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

'Termites!'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

"Go! Go! Go! Go!" The hot video game where you're a peacemaker who disarms everyone in sight and sells them on the virtues of nonviolent communication.

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

"I just got an alert from our smart refrigerator. It's pleading with us to not stick anything else on it."

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'