Computer Geek With A Funny Bone Prints

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

Robot with a sense of humour.

'No, insanely funny is not a plea!'

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

Computer Repairs

A bride and groom surrounded by cats

'...and this one comes with two trilobites of memory.'

'Me? I have a cold mouse hand.'

"I still miss the good old days....before everything went wireless!"

WIFI connections

"Any idea what the password is for reactivating dad?"

Wireless high-wire act.

"Well this has been a waste of time. I haven't had a single bite all day."

Tank Tops.

"Sorry, kids, this is the cheapest GPS we sell."

"For goodness sake, lick the thread!"

What your acoustic guitar says about you