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Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Knights of the Square Table.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Grim's Fairytales

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"AI designed my statue."

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'