Computer Fixer-upper Mugs

"I tied fixing the computer myself. As soon a professional fixes all the damage I caused, we can use it."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

The Upholstery Consultant

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

'This closet needs digitized.'

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

'While we're on the subject, when are you going to do something about those potholes in our driveway at home?'

Well paid job

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

"Is it really necessary to shout 'Nailed it!' every time you hammer a nail?"

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

Chainsaw and Chair

Falling Stock.

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"