Computer Crusader Mugs

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

Gurkenman Used the Company PC to Visit P**n Sites Again...What a Pig!!

Lynching on social media

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

The Proust of Twitter

Blue sky thinking

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Letters escape from a caged book.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Art Plagiarism

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

Robot Robber

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

Knights of the iPhone

Louis Pasteur Caricature

'My right brain isn't working.'

'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!'

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'