"This computer is not very fast. On the other hand it took my mother nine months to unload me!"
Computer Critics T-Shirts
Wear your critique on your sleeve—our computer critic t-shirts are designed to bring a smile to anyone who loves smart, humorous takes on technology and computers.
Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'
"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."
"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."
Twitter censorship
'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'
"AI chat bot"
'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'
Modern Life Blues
It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?
Social media and censorship...
Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'
Oh, the armor is state of the art
Bureaucrats held up by the workers.
Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.
Someday
The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'
"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."
'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'
'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'
"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."
'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'
Capitalism
Meet the People of the Internet
The emperor has no phone!
"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."
"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
Better Living Through Technology
NHS computer: Kaput.
"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"
"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."
Internet Commenter Magazine.
Computer Critics T-Shirts Collection
Computer Critics Mugs
Discover our range of mugs designed for the computer critics—ideal for enjoying their favorite beverages while analyzing tech mishaps.
Computer Critics Pillows
Find humorous pillows perfect for the computer critic’s lounge or workspace—adding personality and wit to any setting.
Computer Critics Prints
Decorate with prints that showcase the irony and humor of tech critique—great for any computer lover’s wall or desk space.