Computer Counselor Pillows

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Ethics exam cheater.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Licensed Therapist

America, are we learning anything?

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"