Computer Conundrum Champions Mugs

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

The Screeeen!

"This thing isn't working."

"Mission control, we have a problem."

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"Oh no! Did you leave the People Magazine crossword puzzle where the fish could see it?!"

A Crossword puzzle.

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

"When your computer is locked up, lady, you should call your computer's customer service, not a locksmith!"

STRIP Hambone: Unpaid electric bill

Guru on mountain says to seeker of truth: 'I am getting SO sick of the 'PC or Mac' question.'

"OK, Mr. Johnson, after you take the computer out of the office toilet where you threw it, try rebooting..."

Using Computers

'Your father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus.'

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'

"Say that again. I open what? Then click on what? Then type in what? Then save to what. . . ?"

"We've worked out all the figures, we're just not sure what order to put them in!"

"And now a word for people who can't sleep at night."

Apple Kids

GCSE Geography: Is Paris in . . . . Ring Now on 0898325

'Nurse with a degree! - Nurse with a degree!!'

Ace Puzzle Books Ltd.

King Solomon goes on "Jeopardy!"

"Alexa! Play Lawrence Welk! Alexa! Play Lawrence Welk! Alexa..." "That's a can of chopped chicken, Grampa."

"I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism"

'Expensive cooking gas'

"First the TV remote, then the cell phone, Blackberry, iPod, and iPhone. Dad can't keep up with what he's supposed to lose."

This Cartoon is Certified Politically Correct

Tragedy strikes a group of crossword puzzle fanatics on vacation.

"'Expression of frustration,' 12 letters..."