Computer Clown Comedian Mugs

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Terry had a computer bug.

Hardware and software

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Giggle.

"I just tweeted a chirp."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

Religion and technology.

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Jim's Smart Kettle

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

A frat party at an online university

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

"I thought about having children, until I found out they take nine months to download."

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