Computer Clown Comedian Mugs

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

Terry had a computer bug.

Hardware and software

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

Religion and technology.

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Jim's Smart Kettle

A frat party at an online university

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

"I thought about having children, until I found out they take nine months to download."