Composition Critique Prints

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

No Elgar!

"Well....I could've done this!"

Lesser known greek gods,

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

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A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

Master's Degrees of the Universe

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

'You are doing it wrong.'

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Sergei Taneyev

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

"He's left out the staples"

Boris Johnson lies his way out of trouble

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."