Compliment Seeker Mugs

"Sergio, how do you like my new dress? And don't beat around the bush."

Ralph soon realised that fishing for compliments wasn't working.

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'I've actually started lying about my age. I tell them I'm ten years older than I actually am so they can tell me I look good for my age!'

'He's going to say how good I look for my age.' -- 'He needs to give up smoking, drinking, do more exercise, take up swimming...' -- 'LIES!'

"Do you like it?" "I like it." "Is it cute? Do you like it?" "It's very cute. I love it." "So you like it? You think it's cute?"

"Gracie, would you describe me as a stud?"

"Would you say I'm pretty or ugly?"

Hippo Woman Asks Her Husband If Her Butt Looks Large to Him

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Self-esteem room

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

Complementary Beverages

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."