Compliance Joker Prints

'Be sure to take along a pooper-scooper so you can comply with any pet waste laws that may exist where you land.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Desk sign: "Yes, sir"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"Son, you're old enough now to learn about something we call 'compliance'...."

'I need someone to fill my shoes and be in them when the SEC come calling.'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

Access Assessments

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

GDPR compliant

'It's not company policy but how about starting on some performance enhancing drugs?'

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

'The FSA is keen on new ways to get it's message across...'

'This new ruling on bankers pay has really thrown the cat among the pigeons...'

Floor Wet When Slippery

Snitching box.

"Hold on. To avoid getting sued, I'll have to run it by legal."

'A regulatory body is here to see you!'

Desk Organizers: 'Comply with Government Regulations and Guidelines.'

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Man with health and safety clipboard follows the Olympic Torch relay.

'I was an attorney but that fizzled out. Apparently I couldn't distinguish between legal and illegal.'

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

"How much clearer can it be, Fred? On page forty-one of the employee handbook, in black and white, it says: 'Never run with scissors!'"

'Selling my soul is out of the question, on the other hand, I may be amiable to entering some sort of leasing arrangement.'

"Where are the fire exits?"