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'And this is Mr. Ferguson - He's from the Federal Department of Wedding Compliance.'

Desk sign: "Yes, sir"

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"You're allowed to think outside the box, as long as you stay inside the margins."

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

God's Office.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Sweet Jailbreak

'It's not company policy but how about starting on some performance enhancing drugs?'

"It's easy being a congressman once you let go of your grip of reality."

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

"The creative department? Just go down here until everyone looks, sounds and dresses the same."

When PJ says no, that's the end of it!

The new contract will give you much more power over your future...so here are some guidelines as to how you'll be allowed to use it!'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

A dart board for the Federal Reserve's planning policy?

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

'Costwise, are we thinking Kavanagh QL or Rumpole?'