Compliance Curious Mugs

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

M. Nelson and Associates...Sly, playful and yes, perhaps a tad mischievous, but always 100% legal accounting services.

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'You forgot the product label.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"Son, you're old enough now to learn about something we call 'compliance'...."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'I need someone to fill my shoes and be in them when the SEC come calling.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

GDPR compliant

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

'I think our filing system is a little too obvious.'

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

'Its reading Health and Safety Regulations that make me feel sick!'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

'Run this by 'Legal,' but sprint it by 'Ethics.''

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

"Yeah, Eddie, but think about it this way - We don't have to comply with ANYTHING!"

"We audit at dawn."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

'Damn! I think the FCA have rumbled us.'

All items year zero compliant