Complexity Theorist Pillows

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Why markets crash.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Mensa Does Improv

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

How Trickle Down Economics Work

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

= too complex

The Best Laid Plans

Capital

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

'To put it simply, our policy just isn't complicated enough.'

Entropy Seminar.

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

"The statistician is coming over to explain why this is perfectly normal."

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

putin and social media

'85% recover with no complications, 60% of the remaining 15% will have a slower recovery rate, and the remaining 40% of the 15% may need additional treatment.'

Gobbledygookologist

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'There seems to be some question as to who is in charge here. . .'

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

'Entropy already? You just made it.'