Complexity Aficionado Mugs

Mensa Does Improv

Obama's immigration law

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

= too complex

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

'To put it simply, our policy just isn't complicated enough.'

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

"I see you decluttered."

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

'85% recover with no complications, 60% of the remaining 15% will have a slower recovery rate, and the remaining 40% of the 15% may need additional treatment.'

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

Gobbledygookologist

"I envy you - I wish I were close enough to my family to be estranged."

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"What do you mean, 'Have your lawyer call me lawyer'?... you are my lawyer!"

Family Cubicle

'I do still love you, Morton, but there's a subtext.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'When we say 'it's not rocket science' we mean it's something far more complicated.'

"NO TV...no stereo...no video games! This is awful!"

Catching Young Tarpon

Hermit

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

"Tia Carmen, don't they say that we're made of dust?"

Babushka

Stress-inducing coloring book for adults

Scientists have discovered the cure for the slovenly gene....