Completion Of A Spiritual Retreat Prints

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Scurile travels

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"I'm going on a retreat."

The Boys of Indian Summer

Monk on the beach

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"At last - no Trump."

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

Priest

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Business acquaintances on holiday

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

Self Storage Unit

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Spring Training

"That's the dating guru."

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"For quality control purposes, this phone call may be recorded and replayed for laughs at various office parties throughout our company."

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

Go away

Pray it Don't Spry it.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'