Completing A Tax Audit Mugs

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Panama Papers Scandal

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Counting dollars

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

A Balanced budget.

"He can afford a bigger cage. His old tax forms line the bottom."

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"