Completing A Novel T-Shirts

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

First Novels.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Television Readers.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

John Bunyan

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Gen-Next Library

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Iris Murdoch

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Writers without borders.