Completing A Novel T-Shirts

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"You're going to hate yourself."

First Novels.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Television Readers.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Gen-Next Library

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Iris Murdoch

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Treasure Island Book.

Moby Dick