Completing A Fellowship Pillows

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Fighting the Pandemic

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

His Master's Thesis.

National Academy of Sport

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Master's Degrees of the Universe

High Five

Odd Mortarboards.

'So, how was flight school?'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"The Momfia"

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"I totally meant to do that."

'He's a structural engineer.'

"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Vicar

War and Death.

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

Obedience School: When Dogs Earn Their Master's Degree.

"Go to sleep, Harold... you've prepared enough for the third years!"

PhD

'Try not to be an idiot.'

"This is all going into my thesis."

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

"I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me."

"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."

'The tassel? It's my mortar board.'