Completing A Business Course T-Shirts

"As this shows, the key of good business strategy is simplicity."

Robot Parts $5

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Odd Mortarboards.

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

'The price of a stock will fluctuate on these three factors...'

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

Atilla the Hun's Business School

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

Monkey Business College

'...All profits are local.'

Business 101