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Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Easter Island legs

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Sausages.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Rock Climber

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Trail mix?"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

FAQs.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Workaholic on holiday

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

The Path

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Bad times to sneeze