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'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

Skateboard Olympics.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Basketball Players Working Together

A Man mixing up his sports.

Tug the Toggle

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

Strange Wrestling

Rugger.

Competitions.

"All As. What did you get?"

"Tag, you're it!"

Space Hopper Rodeo