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'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Danth battle?

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

Skateboard Olympics.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

Basketball Players Working Together

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

Tug the Toggle

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

Space Hopper Rodeo

"All As. What did you get?"

"Tag, you're it!"

Umbrella fight.

Strange Wrestling

Rugger.

Competitions.