Competitive Nationalism Prints

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

10 K Tail-Chase

Monica Seles

The Salesman

Ratminton

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Yummy Mummies

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

Gloat

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"I love fast break business success."

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Snail Racing