Competitive Markets Prints

'In order to have a chance with the Chinese contract we had to slash your hourly rates.'

Robot Parts $5

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

10 K Tail-Chase

'How about a game of cards?'

Monica Seles

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Ratminton

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

The Alpha Seltzer

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Eat my dust!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Danger Slow Sand.