Competitive Game Lover Mugs

'Winners at tennis, yes - table tennis - no!'

Rage.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Tension filled the tent.

'How about a game of cards?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Monica Seles

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Sweep the board.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

The Perfect Cannonball

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

COWS: Cow Pong

Board Game Hunter

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Jungle Games

Football player taking the ball home.

Yoyos

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

Workplace Shinanigans

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."