Competitive Dancer Prints

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Tension filled the tent.

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Hockey Season.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Football player taking the ball home.

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

High Jump

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

The Eighth Day of Christmas

'Big advantage!!'

Eight puns

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

'You dance like my mother.'

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

How's My Jiving?

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'This isn't the same since they started hiring college girls!'

Rock, paper, scissors

''All that glitz, glamour, excitement and a really exciting contest ahead'.'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"