Competitive Cuddler T-Shirts

'Congratulations - you advance to the next round.'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Tension filled the tent.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Who Will blink First Hugs.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Emotional Bling

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Cats on the couch.

Acme Toys Ltd

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

Pillows in love.

Hugs

Spooning

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Newborn Chaos

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

Cosy night in

'I can't bear to be without you.'

'I'm huggable!'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Workplace Shinanigans

Office Competitions