Competitive Carver Pillows

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

The Sculptor

"It was a botched surgery."

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Pinochio's Computer

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

Ice Sculpting Class.

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Tree and man

'Show off!'

"Bit more shoulder luv"

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

"You sure you've done this before."

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

Pinterest shaming

A pumpkin gets cosmetic surgery

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'She's always got to go one better.' (Two catty ladies knitting, talking about the other lady at a loom).

Mount Rushmoai

'Whoever conned the phrase 'top man on the totem pole' never heard of pigeons.'

"Wow, you carved that?! It looks so realistic!"

'I hate Mondays!'