Competitive Analyst Pillows

"Please join me in welcoming our competitor's ex-wife, who will now dish about his firm's weak points."

You/Strength/Weakness/Your Competition.

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

EU and India partnership.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"Tariffs"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

'It's about time!'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

Trump and President Xi

"And it was at this point that we stopped trying to innovate and started copying our competitors instead."

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

The Bargain Brand

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Trading Insults

S**t Creek Halt

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"It's written in invisible ink."

'In the commercials, they run over to it and wag their tails.'

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

New Silk Road,

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”