Competing In A Race T-Shirts

"It's all rush rush rush these days."

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

The Victors

"I need to tinkle."

Ancient Racing

Go! Means NOW!

10 K Tail-Chase

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Danger Slow Sand.

Bob's Driving School.

Hockey Season.

Knight in shining Lycra!

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Snail Racing

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Tractor Racing

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car