Compensation Culture Buff Gifts

Lawyers Treadmill: Ambulance chaser.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

The High Line at Giza

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Picasso: The Early Years

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

Kultural K9's.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Now that I finally have an expense account, there's no time to eat.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"Outré or simply bad?"

'It's a treasure map.'

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

'A merger will enable us to have more people to blame.'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

Barry Norman

'I believe the power tie has been replaced by the power pack.'

Maypole

"To be a part of our team you first have to go through me. And I'm remarkable non-porous."

A meeting on the pier

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"I've made myself a success through a combination of long-term planning and short term tantrums."