Compassionate Wanderer Mugs

'I just don't have the heart to shoot them.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Prejudice/Empathy

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

Church: Open Sundays

"Free why-fi.”

"Holy water, holy water...."

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

Immigrating to the City

"No one rides off into me anymore."

"He's mad at God."

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

Weathervanes.

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

Meditation Center

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

'It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and tease another girl until she develops an eating disorder.'

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

'Thank you for calling the guru. If you want the meaning of life, press one. If you want the significance of the Universe, press two. If you want....'