Compassionate Wanderer Mugs

'I just don't have the heart to shoot them.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Prejudice/Empathy

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

"Holy water, holy water...."

Church: Open Sundays

"Free why-fi.”

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

Weathervanes.

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"No one rides off into me anymore."

Immigrating to the City

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

Meditation Center

'It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and tease another girl until she develops an eating disorder.'

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

'Thank you for calling the guru. If you want the meaning of life, press one. If you want the significance of the Universe, press two. If you want....'

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'