Compassionate Globalist Mugs

"We know you're thirsty, but how about we build you a nice building first?"

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Prejudice/Empathy

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

The scales between gluttony and hunger

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

Time's running out for Africa

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

No safe haven

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

Rescue Guide

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

Immigrating to the City

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

'It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and tease another girl until she develops an eating disorder.'

"Oh, hello darling..."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Africa

"Is it just me or does the price of the milk of human kindness keep going up?"

I'm hungry...I'm homeless...I'm dead.

"How do you expect me to have empathy for the poor and walk in your shoes when your shoes when you're not wearing any."

The Minor Issue

Cuba open to foreign investment

"I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone. . . Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with patients in a personal, supportive but not disempowering' course?"

'It's outrageous to be labelling people 'bonkers' in this day and age...put this one on instead.'

"You know what I think, folks? Improving technology isn't important. Increased profits aren't important. What's important is to be warm, decent human beings."

"Thank you sir. Here is your receipt."

Migration to the Netherlands

"You doing ok, Panda?"