Compassionate Conservative Gifts

Compassionate conservative furniture...buy furniture today! The homeless need the cartons!'

Prejudice/Empathy

Really? You're hiring me back to replace the robot you just replaced me with? I've had a change of heart, minion. It may be cheaper to automate my café. But it dawned on me that robots don't buy very many drinks. Plus, as much as I try to let the bottom line guide me, I am, deep down, a very compassionate man. I couldn't bear the thought of you being poor and miserable. Maybe he's not such a bad man. Plus, one accidental incineration of a customer and the authorities get all weird about it.

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

The scales between gluttony and hunger

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

Immigrating to the City

Harvey before and after.

No safe haven

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

Beggars on the street.

'It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and tease another girl until she develops an eating disorder.'

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

Africa

'We put the little old lady of Threadneedle Street into a care home.'

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"How do you expect me to have empathy for the poor and walk in your shoes when your shoes when you're not wearing any."

The Minor Issue

"You know what I think, folks? Improving technology isn't important. Increased profits aren't important. What's important is to be warm, decent human beings."

Water carriers/bearers.

"Poke my bunny with a stick, sir?"

One in ten Minnesotans live with hunger.

"Big issue...yeah, whatever...big issue....yeah, whatever....."

"Thank you sir. Here is your receipt."

"Before long you'll be qualified and ready to start work."

'Of all the useless things: They're killing our babies to make fashionable fur coats!'

Business men in street looking at poster, "It must be hard living in a country where the rich and the powerful completely ignore the needs of the less fortunate"

Europe-migration

ICE Detention Centers