Compasses Prints

'Dad, when somebody says to go south or north or whatever, how do you know what direction that is?'

The fate of the emigrant

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Idealist'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

Liberty and capital punishment.

Orienteering 101

All Roads Go Nowhere.

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

A writer fishes for inspiration.

"Call me a pie-in-the-sky idealist, but I've always found it important to invest with a firm that reflects my values!"

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'

'I TOLD you Adam needed a role model.'

Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

'We all need direction . . . '

"Higgins, we need to have a little talk."

Admiral Compass

Man lost in a maze while his wife waits outside

"Miss Dugan, will you send someone in here who can distinguish right from wrong?"

"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."

"I want you to prepare a business ethics presentation. If you don't have the time steal it off the internet."

"Remember, theres a right way to do things and there's your father's way."

The angel and the devil.

Support group for the directionally challenged.

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"