Compass Skeptics Mugs

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Progress?

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

Man lost in a maze while his wife waits outside

If everyone agrees with you, you're probably wrong.

Show down between woman and weighing machine.

"Like many Americans, I allowed myself to believe the mainstream media’s distorted, dystopian portrait of President Trump. I no longer hold this belief..."

"Well, that's not where my north is."

Support group for the directionally challenged.

'The number of people who, like me, don't trust the media anymore is steadily rising...'

Sat Nav Directions.

Compass on Trainers

"Thank You For Not Mentioning Dr. Oz."

"Yes, we blieve that the earth is flat..."

"We're just incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's a complete pig!"

'You know, I'm really tired of reading news stories -- Let's just chat at random for awhile, okay?'

"I've been standing here all day, but there's no change!"

"I'm not worried about the Comet, I don't believe in Astrology."

Er, left hand down a bit...

'So, none of us know which way is south! Knowing that, you'd think one of you nerds would've brought a compass!'

'Voter apathy is on the increase again.', 'Who cares?'