Compass Skeptics Mugs

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Progress?

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

Fake News for Fake People

Filmed in Supermarionation

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

If everyone agrees with you, you're probably wrong.

Man lost in a maze while his wife waits outside

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

"Like many Americans, I allowed myself to believe the mainstream media’s distorted, dystopian portrait of President Trump. I no longer hold this belief..."

Show down between woman and weighing machine.

"Well, that's not where my north is."

Support group for the directionally challenged.

'The number of people who, like me, don't trust the media anymore is steadily rising...'

Sat Nav Directions.

Compass on Trainers

Who Are You Going to Believe, the Media or Someone Who Actually Knows?

"Thank You For Not Mentioning Dr. Oz."

"We're just incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's a complete pig!"

'You know, I'm really tired of reading news stories -- Let's just chat at random for awhile, okay?'

"I've been standing here all day, but there's no change!"

"I'm not worried about the Comet, I don't believe in Astrology."

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

"Yes, we blieve that the earth is flat..."

Er, left hand down a bit...

'So, none of us know which way is south! Knowing that, you'd think one of you nerds would've brought a compass!'