Compartmentalization Aficionado Pillows

Family Cubicle

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Mensa Does Improv

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Tupperware Wolf

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

Cleaner

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

'To put it simply, our policy just isn't complicated enough.'

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

'Go over that again about thinking you're a gargoyle.'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

'85% recover with no complications, 60% of the remaining 15% will have a slower recovery rate, and the remaining 40% of the 15% may need additional treatment.'

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

"I envy you - I wish I were close enough to my family to be estranged."

In/Out boxes: It will be. . . It is what it is. . . What the hell was that.

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these non-cathedral ceilings."

'My Way' - 'The Highway'.

"What do you mean, 'Have your lawyer call me lawyer'?... you are my lawyer!"

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar, but the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and the speaker hoped to use died in 1967...'

"I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."

'I value order above all.'