Compartmentalization Aficionado Pillows

Family Cubicle

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Mensa Does Improv

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Tupperware Wolf

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

Cleaner

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

'To put it simply, our policy just isn't complicated enough.'

'Go over that again about thinking you're a gargoyle.'

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

'85% recover with no complications, 60% of the remaining 15% will have a slower recovery rate, and the remaining 40% of the 15% may need additional treatment.'

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these non-cathedral ceilings."

"I envy you - I wish I were close enough to my family to be estranged."

In/Out boxes: It will be. . . It is what it is. . . What the hell was that.

'My Way' - 'The Highway'.

"What do you mean, 'Have your lawyer call me lawyer'?... you are my lawyer!"

"I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar, but the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and the speaker hoped to use died in 1967...'

'I value order above all.'

"How Georgia O'Keeffey are you thinking?"