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Rabbit, the founder of Acme Garden Fences Inc

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"So many take-overs and mergers, nobody remembers who he was."

'...And for the low visibility positions we can bring people on board who can, you know...do things.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'Don't go too far out on a limb - he'll send you to a branch office.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

The company's founder was a man of few words, but apparently buy and sell were all he needed.

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

"The first one was the hardest."

Setting up companies

Your start-up team

'Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some are allowed to work for great men like me.'

"The worst thing about selling 51 percent of my company is that I can't walk around like I own the place."

Our founder and Our founders lawyer.

My Holdings So Far

I Have A Closed Mind.

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."