Company Creator Mugs

"Seven companies in three years."

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

Setting up companies

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

The Map of the human brain

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

This Message Has No Content

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Canape?

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

In the DNA Kitchen

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."