Company Advocate Mugs

"When I told you to put our company logo everywhere, Tom... I didn't mean tattoos."

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Create some buzz!

Thank you, Essential Workers

Motivation to work

Detention Center

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"They're class action figures."

Human Rights for All

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

The scales between gluttony and hunger

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

Good News

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

Free-range C.E.O.s

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

Violence against children.

'This is one of the drawbacks to leading by example.'

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

"Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and mopper-upper guy."