Commuting Complainer Pillows

'I need to work a different shift.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Touring Cyclist

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Packed like sardines

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Commutobile

Scarf puts hat back on.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Is Driving Doomed?

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Fur Baby

I hate monday mornings.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Business Duck

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.