Commuting By Bike Pillows

"I know that the industy has a responsibility to challenge climate change. . ."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Clown on bike.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Pigeon Little

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Bike Rides

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Touring Cyclist

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Packed like sardines

Bicycle sat nav.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Commutobile

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Is Driving Doomed?

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'