Community Service Champion Prints

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

America, are we learning anything?

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Be kind"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Pearly King and Queen

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Handle With Care

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Movember

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Litter Pick

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

social services cuts

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

Human Rights for All

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

New Marvel Heroes

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'