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'Welcome to St Judes Summer Fayre' full of cannabis related items

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

See you at the farmers market!

AA Meeting Here Today

Church Basement Foodie

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Maypole

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

"I know I was ecstatic to get tickets for Glastonbury - it's just that now I realise I have to go."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"Your party just totally blew us away."

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

"Can we discuss this?"

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

"It's been a rainy winter."

'Hey! Kid in the blue! Where'd you get that BEER?'

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.