Community Critiquer Prints

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"Yes, you do get your bonus today. My assistant is empty the change out of the vending machine as we speak."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'If at first you don't succeed, appoint a committee and let them worry about it.'

Social Welfare next!

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

"We'll always hate Paris."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

Autumn Leaves

Garage sale.

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Gentrification vs Manchester...

The Neighborhood at a Glance

"It's Congress! They're having a viral infestation of dung beetles!"

'For the larger appetite we suggest choices from the children's menu.'

'I could personally hand you this report, but instead I'll fax you a blurry copy so you'll have to call me back for my interpretation.'

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'

How long have you had these delusions about being important to a call centre?

Grade 'A' Grass.

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

'The IRS is here to bite the hand that feeds it.'

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.